Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A conversation with a hired killer, and more!

Two days ago, restless and on the verge of crying, I went inside an internet cafe fronting our school. Two guys opened the door for me, they were wearing military uniforms with high powered guns on their sides. Without thinking, I asked them an outrageous question which made one of them jump. The question? Meron ba kayong granada dyan? May papasabugin lang ako. So the conversation started there...
Killer1 (K1): Sinong pasasabugin mo?
ME: Bahay lang, doon lang sa may garahe lang nila itapon yung
granada.
K1: Gusto mo barilin na lang namin? Ano gusto mo, tamaan lang o
patayin?
ME: Ayoko ng baril, granada lang. Parang bomb scare lang sa loob ng
compound nila.
K2: Alam mo mas maganda kung barilin para tumanda. Sabihin mo lang, for
hire man kami.
ME: Ows? Atik ka dyan.
K1: Totoo. Pero hindi kami nagpapa-hire dito sa Cotabato, sa ibang
lugar lang para madali ang pagtakas.
ME: Saang lugar pala kayo hina-hire?
K2: Basta. Kinse mil lang ang bayad, pero kung ikaw libre na tutal
kilala ka naman namin Mars.
(Okay, so I was shocked that they know my name)
ME: Granada na lang kasi. Complicated yan pag barilin pa.
(What the hell was I thinking?!)

K2: Mahirap ang granada. Baril na lang, sino ba yan?
ME: Basta. (sabay labas ng cafe)

I sounded so serious the whole time and I don't know what got me into thinking/scheming such an act. It was soooo not me.

As for the more! part in my title...
Well, yesterday a new yaya applied for a job and because Ate Jo really needs a help with the twins, my mom immediately hired the girl. But before she went inside our house, she asked for a cash advance and my mom almost stumbled with what she said. LOL. Twas so funny. My mom told the girl that she can have her money the next day (today) because she had no money yesterday. But surprise surprise, the girl did not show up this morning (she's a stay-out helper). People are so complex. Tsk tsk, sad.

2 comments:

Daiz said...

I wonder who's that unfortunate person you want to scare. Hirap talaga maghanap ng yaya these days.

_davenport_ said...

hala..nakakatakot naman.. may bomb scare ba na pinasasabog..

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